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March 28th, 2010

Daniel Henney chooses facebook mate by trolling facebook updates

ORANGE COUNTY, CA— More than 90 percent of asians females on facebook have asked for Actor Daniel Henney on their facebook statuses. So far, there has been over 10,000 status updates that request for wanting “Henney’s babies”.  Daniel Henney’s agent announced on Sunday that Henney, the actor on that one show, has finally chosen his ‘soul mate’ by finding her on facebook.

During Henney’s press conference during a break of his new TV reality show called “Daniel Henney goes to Outback”, he confirmed that he has been ‘trolling facebook’ and looking for anyone that has used or tagged the words ‘Daniel’, ‘Henney’, ‘is god’ and ‘want his babies’ under their ‘most used words’ application. Users who were fans and used these words the most would be put on Henney’s ‘good side’ list. When asked about his bad side list, Henney laughed, “Oh yea, I’m Daniel Henney, I guess I don’t have a bad side”. 

“We feel badly for all other asian woman out there,” Henney’s agent said. “He’s been trolling for countless hours looking for that perfect fan. It’s not easy being Henney.” Henney’s agent has released this photo of the facebook fan that Henney has chosen from his own “most status updates with Daniel Henney facebook app”. When Henney finally saw the photo of his favorite facebook fan, he nonchalantly said “that’s probably how many Henney babies she wants to have with me, happens all the time.”

“It’s impossible to estimate the impact of all this, but it will almost certainly mean the loss of most asian female fans, said Henney’s agent. “I also hope for the safety for this Henney facebook fan, for her mind will surely explode”, he added. 



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